its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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