well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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