do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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