did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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