My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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