Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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