Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
we're making bets on your personal life
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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