if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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