But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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