Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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