Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Randomize
