I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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