doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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