he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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