just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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