my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Shame is for Republicans.
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