...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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