i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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