I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
