Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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