you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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