Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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