he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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