we have officially mastered the walk of shame
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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