Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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