Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just invented taco cereal.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
