sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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