North Korea, Best Korea!
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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