Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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