On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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