Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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