You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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