Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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