You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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