Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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