I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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