I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Randomize
