god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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