i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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