I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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