Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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