Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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