awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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