yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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