Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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