This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
