I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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