she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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