Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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