I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
my liver is dry heaving
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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