Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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