i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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