Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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