I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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